Say it with lolcats! See the love category on icanhascheezburger for romantic lolcats. Valentine’s day gold. Our favorites:

• we haz an us
• i like big mutts / and i can not lie
• i luvz u / but dis can nevr be

Invisible Man say, “I can has light.” Gots light.

And it was good. Then some people took it far too seriously.

There’s a few interesting examples of hobo sign at Willa’s Journal. For example, the one on the right apparently means that a “kind-hearted woman lives here.” There’s also sign for man-with-gun lives here, and you-can-sleep-in-hayloft. Interesting to compare the vocabulary with Lapine, the imagined world-view of rabbits. Wikipedia has a little bit more information, and there’s a good “alphabet” at slackaction. Although there are plenty of alternatives.

Well-brought up English cats do not LOL, sir, and we would thank you not to bruit such wild accusations about.

We would join you for a spot of tea though. No? In that case, we bid you good day sir.

We bid you Good Day!