Ah, no. We don't want your money. It was only a bit of harmless fun. Just a joke you see. We aren't offering a serious service here.

Thank you for your interest, but no honestly we don't want your money!

Look put the wallet away. No we're not saying your money isn't good enough for us. I'm sure it is outstanding money. Money that is ever battling the forces of evil and supporting all that is affiliated with sweetness and light. But we don't want it.

Look, please. Try to see it from our viewpoint. We are just simple parody-writers. We weren't expecting to have this problem. How were we to know that there would be such a strong market for our services? True they are relatively unique. True, they do serve as a useful output for all those Gs and Bs you've been hording over the years. But they are, in a deep sense, utterly useless. Of course, this never dented the sales of a consumer product before, and we should have realized that.

But keep your money. Please!